Three joke challenge (day three)

I know you’ll be very disappointed that today is the last day of my marvellous Christmas cracker jokes. So, as a special treat, since may of you knit, today’s joke is both a Christmas joke and a knitters’ joke…
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?

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Okay, I’ll put you out of your misery sooner today…

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They keep loosing their needles!

And just in case you’d prefer the sewers version…
Why are Christmas Trees like bad sewers?

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Of course…

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They keep loosing their needles!

No more, I promise,
Bekki Hill

19 thoughts on “Three joke challenge (day three)

  1. Well, your three day misery has come to an end, Bekki, and we’ve all grinned, giggled and groaned appropriately. What a great idea this was, and I applaud your inventiveness. I can’t remember jokes to save my life, so I appreciate yours. Thank you for participating, busy as you are! Much appreciated. 🙂

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